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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the barber win the race?","punchline":"He took a short cut.","id":315}
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King's Lynn railway station is the northern terminus of the Fen line in the east of England, serving the town of King's Lynn, Norfolk. It is 41Â miles 47Â chains (66.9Â km) from Cambridge and 96Â miles 75Â chains (156.0Â km) measured from London Liverpool Street.
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Kartika Purnima, also known as Kartika Pournami, is a Hindu, Sikh,