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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
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Bolesław Chocha was a Polish military commander, publicist, and military theorist. Bolesław held the rank of divisional general in the Polish People's Army and also served as Chief of the General Staff of the Army. In addition to his military career, he was a political and social activist. He was born in Grodno and passed away in Józefów.
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Portrait of Queen Victoria is an oil on canvas portrait painting by the English-American artist Thomas Sully, from 1838.
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